What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:29

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What should I do to stop being angered easily?
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What was something you did naughty with your cousin?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.